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Dark Confessions
I woke up at 3:00AM this morning, and because I couldn't get back to sleep, I engaged in sinful behavior...
I ate Cap'n Crunch.
If you can't sleep, have a big bowl of sugar and starch. That'll help. Me and The Cap'n go way back. It's a childhood addiction I never outgrew. Same with Lucky Charms, except that modern Lucky Charms are even better than back-in-the-day Lucky Charms because now there's more marshmallows than cereal yet you can convince yourself that you're not really eating a bowl of candy for breakfast. Or at 3:00AM.
I want more!
I ate Cap'n Crunch.
If you can't sleep, have a big bowl of sugar and starch. That'll help. Me and The Cap'n go way back. It's a childhood addiction I never outgrew. Same with Lucky Charms, except that modern Lucky Charms are even better than back-in-the-day Lucky Charms because now there's more marshmallows than cereal yet you can convince yourself that you're not really eating a bowl of candy for breakfast. Or at 3:00AM.
I want more!