I do NOT understand why some girl hasn't scooped you up already. Somewhere out there there's a punk rock Catholic girl who likes beer and super-nice guys like you. It's a matter of finding her. Do you have any personals ads up? If not, I would totally help you write some, or if you do have some I could do some consulting to see if we can figure out why you're coming up empty-handed. Jimmy should not be womanless.