Recycle Your Spam Into Audition Monologues

[plumtreeblossom]

With feeling, and remember to use your body:


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Comments

[oakenguy.livejournal.com]

There's a Patton Oswalt piece called "The Poetry of Porn" that you need to hear.

[kencf0618.livejournal.com]

On the evidence of anti-Bayesian spam the Surrealists are still with us:

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dot choker.
rung billet.
encase dot menace throve!