Healthy Schmelthy

[plumtreeblossom]

I hate "healthy recipe" versions of basically any packaged food. I only ever buy them by mistake, and then don't notice until I'm preparing to eat them. Look, I know what real cream of mushroom soup looks like coming out of the can. It's not a translucent gray jelly with a half a mushroom minced in, and it doesn't taste like wheat flour paste. And it's not salt-free, for heaven's sake. Down the drain.

*makes a REAL grilled extra-sharp cheddar cheese sandwich*