plumtreeblossom: (twenties)
plumtreeblossom ([personal profile] plumtreeblossom) wrote2005-11-27 10:08 am

Tom's Honey Party

Tag yesterday as a "learn something new" day, and it was a sweet something I learned -- the art of honey extraction.

My friend Tom is a hobbyist beekeeper, and yesterday he hosted a honey extraction party. By his own admission, the party was a shameless Tom Sawyer maneuver; he was offering us the coveted opportunity to do his work for him! None of us minded a bit. Honey processing is cooler than you'd think. The birthday girl and I spent all afternoon there.

Tom's bees had made their honey for the season, and he had harvested the heavy, honey-laden combs, waiting in a wooden rack in his bathtub.

First the combs are transferred to a rack/pan/thing, where the cells are broken open with a comb-like scraping tool, shaped something like a metal 'fro pick. Then, in pairs, they're placed in a hand-cranked centrifuge. You need to crank pretty fiercely to spin it fast enough to draw out the honey (hence the need for many sets of cranking arms). The honey drips down into a reservoir, and is eventually emptied into a bucket. Later, Tom will filter out all the wax chips (and probably a few bee parts) and bottle up the raw honey for sharing with friends and family. I hope he has a lot of people on his list – we extracted 22 gallons of honey!

There were lots of honey-based treats to keep our energy up. Honey ice cream, baklava, bread & honey, honey wine, and honey liqueur. Also a wonderfully savory lasagne, to balance out the sweet. I'd been a bit sleepy when I got there, but the honey treats gave me a through-the-roof sugar high that lasted the whole afternoon.

He said that each worker bee makes about 1/8th of a teaspoon of honey in her lifetime. If I'm doing the math correctly for 22 gallons (and I might not be), we processed the work of 135,116 bees. And how can you be anything but happy when you have baklava for breakfast? :-)

[identity profile] mindflankr.livejournal.com 2005-11-27 03:51 pm (UTC)(link)
You have cool friends! You always seem to be doing the most interesting things!

[identity profile] plumtreeblossom.livejournal.com 2005-11-27 04:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I do try! I love anything new-to-me. I think the only thing I wouldn't do is skydiving or bungie jumping. But bees, I can handle. :-)

channeling Matt Friedman

[identity profile] chanaleh.livejournal.com 2005-11-27 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
each worker bee makes about 1/8th of a teaspoon of honey in her lifetime

Bees work all night, did you know that? Worker bees work around the clock, collecting pollen or nectar or whatever it is a bee collects...

(I finally got to see the DVD of Talley's Folly this week, we watched it twice at my mom's house. :-)

p.s. Goblet of Fire??? [livejournal.com profile] ablock and [livejournal.com profile] kalessin want to go, but can't until this evening. Did you get anyone together so far?

Re: channeling Matt Friedman

[identity profile] plumtreeblossom.livejournal.com 2005-11-28 11:09 am (UTC)(link)
Ooh, I found this too late and missed GoF! Hope you had a great time! I think I'm going to have to see it next Sunday. :-)

[identity profile] petra-quince.livejournal.com 2005-11-28 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
That sounds like such a cool experience! Does Tom ever sell the honey? I know someone who is crazy about raw honey and I'd love to get him some.

[identity profile] plumtreeblossom.livejournal.com 2005-11-28 11:10 am (UTC)(link)
Unfortunately he doesn't sell. But I saw some for sale online under the brand name Really Raw. I'm sure there are lots of other raw honey sellers online, too!

[identity profile] imlad.livejournal.com 2005-11-28 08:59 am (UTC)(link)
This sounds very, very neat. Does your friend teach others how to do the entire honey growing cycle?

[identity profile] plumtreeblossom.livejournal.com 2005-11-28 11:12 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sure he would. The honey season is over for now, but come spring maybe I can talk him into actually taking folks out to the hives.

[identity profile] imlad.livejournal.com 2005-11-28 12:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Excellent! Let's put this on the long term calendar - what month do you think are we talking about?

[identity profile] plumtreeblossom.livejournal.com 2005-11-28 04:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I can only guess, but I imagine May, when the flowers start blooming and there's pollen to be collected by the bees.

[identity profile] imlad.livejournal.com 2005-11-28 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
The second I see any kind of blooming, we are off to your friend!