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plumtreeblossom) wrote2006-08-05 05:42 pm
plumtreeblossom) wrote2006-08-05 05:42 pm
Should Have Stayed Awake
Taking an afternoon nap just isn't worth it if, in one dream alone, you:
1) Got punched in the face by a man who thought you taught his daughter a swear word.
2) Somehow forgot that the T doesn't go to Vermont, screwing up the weekend plans.
3) Lost your cell phone, then found it but now it has razor-sharp edges and you can't use it.
4) Discover that one of your friends had all his favorite URLs tattooed on his neck.
5) Went to a combination library/liquor store and ended up in the back room with a cult.
6) Found a bowling alley in the combination library/liquor store that was booby-trapped with secret sliding lanes for the rapist/bowlers to catch sexual victims in.
I mean really, all this generated by my own mind. No more naps after Indian brunch. The body is rested, but the brain is toast.
1) Got punched in the face by a man who thought you taught his daughter a swear word.
2) Somehow forgot that the T doesn't go to Vermont, screwing up the weekend plans.
3) Lost your cell phone, then found it but now it has razor-sharp edges and you can't use it.
4) Discover that one of your friends had all his favorite URLs tattooed on his neck.
5) Went to a combination library/liquor store and ended up in the back room with a cult.
6) Found a bowling alley in the combination library/liquor store that was booby-trapped with secret sliding lanes for the rapist/bowlers to catch sexual victims in.
I mean really, all this generated by my own mind. No more naps after Indian brunch. The body is rested, but the brain is toast.
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