In the immortal words of Moby: Everything Is Wrong

[plumtreeblossom]

I have three rants to write on this fine morning:

WHY DO YOU PHONE SERVICE VENDORS THINK THE CEO WILL TALK TO YOU?

I'M SO VERY GODDAMN WEARY OF THE MIDDLE EAST AND EVERYONE IN IT.

MAYBE THAT NEW BIRD FEEDER ON MY PORCH WASN'T SUCH A GOOD IDEA, GIVEN THE EXTRAVAGANZA OF GUANO I'VE HAD TO CLEAN UP EVERY DAY.

But I don't have time, as there's work to do, and me to do it. So I leave you simply with the titles, around which you can construct in your own imagination my diatribes therein. Please include a bullhorn.

Comments

[oakenguy.livejournal.com]

The Middle East the concert hall/restaurant? Or the big region with lots of sand?

[plumtreeblossom.livejournal.com]

Oh man, I forgot about that Middle East! No, that one is cool. :-)

[spwebdesign.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that region with lots of sand is pretty cool, but we should bomb the heck out of that Cantabrigian establishment!