Names

(Appropriated from the journal of the divine lillibet)

IF YOU CALL ME....

Mare - you are most people
Mary - you are an ID document, pay stub, etc.,or you knew me from Rochester
Mary Sue - you are my mother, or a distant relative
Moose - you are my brother Jim
Aunt Moose - you are my niece Emily
Maire - you knew me when I first moved to Boston
LovelyLovely - you are a friend from Engrish.com
Mare_Freed - you are a friend from author-author.net or stwa.net
Stoopit - you are my best friend Peter (and I also call you Stoopit)
Mrs. Freed - you are a telemarketer
Maresy - you are my friend Todd
Mare-san (pronounced "marAY-san")- you are Tokyo John
Bear - you are Mike (and I also called you Bear, back in the day)
Scary Mary - you knew me from the early Rochester proto-goth scene
Marr - you are mispronouncing my name
Bonnie MacIntosh - you are me at age 4, using my first alias
Plum Blossom - you are my maternal grandmother (miss you, Boo)
Maria - you were in high school Spanish class with me
Mary Screw - you are my best friend Steve from high school
Sylvia - you knew me from the Bradford College theatre department
Sonia - you were in Godspell with me
-M - you are me signing off on an e-mail

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