Letter

Dear Satan... Dear Satan, This year I've been busy! Last Sunday I pulled over and changed ate istemi's flat tire (15 points). In March I turned derspatchel in for farting POOOPING in church (3 points). Last month miss_chance and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In August I turned heliopsis's puppy into a 80-foot praying mantis and it swallowed Davis Square (-66 points). In February I stole micklawson's purse (-30 points). Overall, I've been thoroughly heinous (-128 points). For Christmas I deserve $10,000,000 anyway for my pointed avoidance of memes and quizzes unless I can fuck with the code like this. Sincerely, plumtreeblossom

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