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Breakfast at...WHERE?
Aug. 24th, 2007 03:47 pmI just got a call from Tiffany's. Yes, that Tiffany's. Would our company like to thank our valued customers and clients for their business with a beautiful gift from Tiffany's this holiday season?
Sure thing! We'll take 10,000 of those festive diamond and platinum bracelets! Won't our valued customers and clients be surprised? Aw heck, throw in another 150 for our valued vendors, too. Ship them here to me at Corporate, invoice to Accounts Payable!
How far and for how long can I roll my eyes before they'll stick that way?
Just for shytes and giggles, I actually did forward the caller to the folks in Marketing. They need a good laugh, just like anyone else.
Sure thing! We'll take 10,000 of those festive diamond and platinum bracelets! Won't our valued customers and clients be surprised? Aw heck, throw in another 150 for our valued vendors, too. Ship them here to me at Corporate, invoice to Accounts Payable!
How far and for how long can I roll my eyes before they'll stick that way?
Just for shytes and giggles, I actually did forward the caller to the folks in Marketing. They need a good laugh, just like anyone else.