10 Things I Did Before You

All this before 7:00 AM this morning:

1) Wake up before alarm.

2) Forget to turn alarm off.

3) Go to take bath.

4) When in bath, hear alarm screaming.

5) Grab towel, wrap self, run to shut off alarm.

6) Soapy feet slip on floor, fall on already injured knee.

7) Shut off alarm, return to bath.

8) Accidentally knock over open bottle of Dr. Bronner's soap onto floor.

9) Have extra difficulty cleaning up soap. (Dilute! Dilute! OK!)

10) Use up week's supply of freshly laundered washcloths.


Hope the day gets better. :-/