Infinity O'Clock

I'm always the one in line right behind that unfortunate person who has been sent by their office to get one double skim latte with Equal, one decaf cappuccino, one hot tea with two sugars, two medium coffees one with soy milk one black, one multi-grain bagel with lite cream cheese toasted, one everything bagel with garden veggie cream cheese toasted extra dark, one fat free cranberry orange muffin.

This becomes statistically more probable when there is only one barista working and she's in no mood to work quickly.

It could be worse. I could be that person.