Shopping Trip

Oh Tello's, how do I love thee?
I enter you in wilted garb,
and exit with a bag full of Hawt
for next to nothing.

Dearest Tello's, I cherish thee
for always stocking enough size L and XL
to go around,
never leaving me with a rack of useless size XS
that wouldn't fit around my wrist.

Sweet, sweet Tello's!
For my paltry $43 dollars
you send me home with SIX shiny new garments!
I will look so fierce in that skirt.

Tello's, my love! Let us meet like this
forever until death or corporate buy-out do us part!
Until then, let us be as one.
My paycheck and I will leap into your arms anon.