Booty Call

My sweetie just text messaged me to light-heartedly inform me that my (lovely) butt has dialed him 9 times this morning. Do you see why I don't keep more contacts on my BlackBerry? Imagine if that had been someone with whom I needed to save face? The only contacts I have on there are beowabbit, vanguardcdk, surrealestate and my mother. They already know all about me but like me anyway.

If you're not one of the above people, and you'd like a call from my butt, e-mail me your number.