Kitchen Disgraces

When the stove repairman took off the burner panels from the malfunctioning stove, I don't want you to know how much grime, grease, crumbs, burnt residue and cat hair was lurking under the panels and in the cracks. Who knew those panels even came off at all, and that you could clean more than just the tops? But if I don't publicly shame myself, no lesson can be learned, no purification process can begin.

The stove is now clean inside and out, and repaired, too. If, like me, you have a wee bit of slattern in you, this BBC program will kick your ass nine ways from Sunday: