Deception and Lies

[plumtreeblossom]

Sometimes when I want to get the cat in off the balcony and he won't come, I crackle a packet of beef jerky, which brings him running. I didn't have any beef jerky today, so I crackled a packet of Twizzlers. The ruse worked, but you should have seen the poor guy's face when I offered him one.

I've reached a new depth in my shame spiral.

Comments

[strangeanimal.livejournal.com]

if I hear a packet crackling and I find out it's *not* Twizzlers, I'm upset.

[plumtreeblossom.livejournal.com]

Now I know how to get you in off the balcony!