Deception and Lies

Sometimes when I want to get the cat in off the balcony and he won't come, I crackle a packet of beef jerky, which brings him running. I didn't have any beef jerky today, so I crackled a packet of Twizzlers. The ruse worked, but you should have seen the poor guy's face when I offered him one.

I've reached a new depth in my shame spiral.