May. 10th, 2006

plumtreeblossom: (half-jewish)
This journal is an edited work. Because entertaining through writing is probably my strongest creative talent, and is a medium through which I can Give Back, I tend to post only that which I believe my readership will find entertaining on some level. Even my rants are written with an entertainment spin. Nonetheless, there are countless times throughout the day when little mundane things give me an urge to post, when I know it's neither interesting nor unique in the slightest. I routinely reign it in, because chances are it's something nobody wants to hear about.

To give you an idea, here are some head-only posts from the last few days that I didn't write:

MY SOCK DRAWER IS LIKE A BAD SINGLES MIXER WHERE NO ONE IS A MATCH FOR ANYONE

THE FOETID, DROOLING SOW IN THE OFFICE CAFETERIA

DON'T IGNORE PENIS ENLARGEMENT SPAM -- REPLY

MY BASEMENT IS HAUNTED

HOOTENANNY DIDN'T HAVE ANY CHECKERBOARD SKIRTS

TWO CATS ON A PIZZA BOX IS TOO MANY

I LOVE THOSE SKINNY PENCIL BEARDS ON GUYS

I WANT TO ATTRACT MORE BATS TO THE HOUSE



I mean, if someone wanted to hear about any, I'd give it forth. But they just didn't seem like the right thing to do...

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