I have three rants to write on this fine morning:
WHY DO YOU PHONE SERVICE VENDORS THINK THE CEO WILL TALK TO YOU?
I'M SO VERY GODDAMN WEARY OF THE MIDDLE EAST AND EVERYONE IN IT.
MAYBE THAT NEW BIRD FEEDER ON MY PORCH WASN'T SUCH A GOOD IDEA, GIVEN THE EXTRAVAGANZA OF GUANO I'VE HAD TO CLEAN UP EVERY DAY.
But I don't have time, as there's work to do, and me to do it. So I leave you simply with the titles, around which you can construct in your own imagination my diatribes therein. Please include a bullhorn.
WHY DO YOU PHONE SERVICE VENDORS THINK THE CEO WILL TALK TO YOU?
I'M SO VERY GODDAMN WEARY OF THE MIDDLE EAST AND EVERYONE IN IT.
MAYBE THAT NEW BIRD FEEDER ON MY PORCH WASN'T SUCH A GOOD IDEA, GIVEN THE EXTRAVAGANZA OF GUANO I'VE HAD TO CLEAN UP EVERY DAY.
But I don't have time, as there's work to do, and me to do it. So I leave you simply with the titles, around which you can construct in your own imagination my diatribes therein. Please include a bullhorn.