Should Have Stayed Awake

[plumtreeblossom]

Taking an afternoon nap just isn't worth it if, in one dream alone, you:

1) Got punched in the face by a man who thought you taught his daughter a swear word.

2) Somehow forgot that the T doesn't go to Vermont, screwing up the weekend plans.

3) Lost your cell phone, then found it but now it has razor-sharp edges and you can't use it.

4) Discover that one of your friends had all his favorite URLs tattooed on his neck.

5) Went to a combination library/liquor store and ended up in the back room with a cult.

6) Found a bowling alley in the combination library/liquor store that was booby-trapped with secret sliding lanes for the rapist/bowlers to catch sexual victims in.



I mean really, all this generated by my own mind. No more naps after Indian brunch. The body is rested, but the brain is toast.

Comments

[strangeanimal.livejournal.com]

Somehow forgot that the T doesn't go to Vermont, screwing up the weekend plans.

It doesn't? Then what did I buy the Zone 27 PAss for?????

[lifecollage.livejournal.com]

This sounds disturbingly like the dreams I had after the not-quite-good fresh summer roll. Ouch. Soothing pats of the Mare.

Though, i'll admit, the idea of a library/cocktail lounge has a certain appeal.

I love #4

[joyeous.livejournal.com]

I admit, at first I didn't see that this was a dream, and the first thing I was gonna ask you was, "Hmm. What URL's did your friend get?"

[surrealestate.livejournal.com]

I took a nap, too (when I finally got home), though if I had any dreams, my memory of them disappeared when I was woken up by the phone.

I can use #6 in a story...

[a-chara.livejournal.com]

haha! wow, your mind is working some shit out there. RAPIST BOWLERS OMG.