Oh really?

[plumtreeblossom]

This is something that stuck in my head from a men's health website (don't ask me what I was doing there):

HEAVEN WOULD BE:
An American income
A Chinese cook
An English country house
A Japanese wife

HELL WOULD BE:
A Chinese income
An English cook
A Japanese house
An American wife


We are (trying) not (to be) amused.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

hey- i like japanese houses. -surreal

[crypticusername.livejournal.com]

That was my only issue with that otherwise clever entry.

[plumtreeblossom.livejournal.com]

I think they mean the size of the house. Japanese houses are beautiful but tiny.

[crypticusername.livejournal.com]

I like small houses.

I remember the one in the Children's Museum from when I was a kid.

I got in trouble because I used the toilet.

[spatch]

Ok, I'll bite -- heaven and hell for who?

[chanaleh.livejournal.com]

That's funny, the variants I've heard go more this way:

"Heaven is an English policeman, a French cook, a German engineer, an Italian lover and everything organized by the Swiss. Hell is an English cook, a French engineer, a German policeman, a Swiss lover and everything organized by the Italians...."

[crypticusername.livejournal.com]

Man, English cops don't even get guns. Fuck that.

[(Anonymous)]

hey- i like swiss lovers. -surreal