Up To No Good, In My Mind

[plumtreeblossom]

Sometimes I want to make a dedicated humor blog about Cafe Horrible. Not a day goes by that there isn't something entertainingly awful on proud display. I'm inspired by hilarious blogs like Cake Wrecks, and this could be like it. I could make people laugh featuring all of Cafe Horrible's classics that I've given my own names to, like the custom-orderable Holiday Poop Tart, the Cup-O-Pie, the Salad Bar Leftover Soup, and Mummified Pizza. Readers from all over could send in horrors from their own local iteration of Cafe Horrible, too, and I'd feature the best ones.

Problem is, something like this can't fly without photos. My Blackberry doesn't have a camera, so I'd have to use my digital camera, which throws all stealth out the window. I don't think they'd stand for someone photographing their food. I might steal its soul.

The other problem is that it's mean, and I'm not a mean person, in general. As long as I never revealed CH's real name or location, I doubt I could get in trouble, but I'd feel kind of bad if an employee or owner stumbled across it and recognized their own food. Sigh.

Comments

[oneagain.livejournal.com]

but I'd feel kind of bad if an employee or owner stumbled across it and recognized their own food.

Perhaps it would inspire them to improve their offerings?

Maybe you could do this anonymously, so no one could link it to you...

[daisytells.livejournal.com]

Maybe then they would not be "CH" any more!

[ron_newman]

If you just wrote some of this up and snail-mailed it to them anonymously (maybe from an out-of-state post office), would it inspire them to improve?

[beowabbit]

I would love to read that if you ever wrote it.

[silverlibre.livejournal.com]

I would love to read it, too. Meanwhile I love that someone can feed you gawd-awful food and you do not mind making mock of them but hope not to hurt their feelings. No wonder the wabbit is smitten.

[plumtreeblossom.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'll keep posting about them here in my LJ, at least. I wouldn't want to let my existing Cafe Horrible fans down. :-)