Bring Out Your Dead

[plumtreeblossom]

My spam today is refreshingly different. They're taking a break from trying to supersize my penis and are instead announcing the deaths of various celebrities. So, as a service to my readers, I'll pass along the important memo that the following celebs are sleeping with the fishes:

Johnny Depp
Angelina Jolie
Oprah Winfrey
Jennifer Anniston
Gwen Stefani
Madonna
Beyonce

So young. So sudden. RIP.