Bring Out Your Dead

[plumtreeblossom]

My spam today is refreshingly different. They're taking a break from trying to supersize my penis and are instead announcing the deaths of various celebrities. So, as a service to my readers, I'll pass along the important memo that the following celebs are sleeping with the fishes:

Johnny Depp
Angelina Jolie
Oprah Winfrey
Jennifer Anniston
Gwen Stefani
Madonna
Beyonce

So young. So sudden. RIP.

Comments

[spatch]

Good night, sweet prince. s.

[plumtreeblossom.livejournal.com]

And wouldn't you know, Justin Bieber just bought the farm, too.

[thespian.livejournal.com]

wow. this is totally the new day the music died, huh?

[plumtreeblossom.livejournal.com]

Indeed!

[moria923.livejournal.com]

So, how are they trying to use this "news" to bilk you out of your hard-earned cash? Are they promoting bogus charities in these people's "memory" or something?

[plumtreeblossom.livejournal.com]

I didn't open any of them so I don't know. Those are just the subject lines, collected before I deleted them unread.

[kencf0618.livejournal.com]

I've just noticed this trend in in my ISP's spam filter. My penis is fine as it is, and any notable's exit from this coil of woe wouldn't be clickable in any case in the first place.

[daisytells.livejournal.com]

We need to tell these people that our penises are just fine the way they are!
I am still laughing at the celebrity obit list! Thanks for sharing.