I'll go to Brazil if you pay

[plumtreeblossom]

Someone who has my private domain e-mail address decided to requested rate/reservation information in my name from a Hotel Mare in Brazil. As a prank, it's really just sort of flaccid. It's the hotel they're inconveniencing, not me, since some innocent employee had to go to the trouble of writing "me" back and generating an estimate. I translated from Portugese via the humorously inaccurate Babelfish and sent back a reply that is no doubt in the Portugese version of Engrish.

I don't think this was my usual troll's work. He's not creative enough to have thought it up, and he doesn't travel so he'd have no reason to be looking at Brazillian resorts. I can only guess it was someone currently planning travel. But I have news for that person with too much time on their hands -- there are hotels and resorts named Mare all over the world. The word "mare" means a body of water in most Romance languages, and where there is water, there are hotels. So if you want to request rates on my e-mail address to all of them, please be my guest. Southern Europe is my current preference. So long as you're paying, I'll be delighted to go.

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Tonight, the long weekend kicks off with Booty Vortex with pheromone at Johnny D's. Join us! Then Thanksgiving pot luck at 'mones house, a bee & honey party on Saturday (I'll explain later) and Harry Potter.