Ever had sex on a butcher block? I'm going to.

[plumtreeblossom]

I just found out that Anthony Bourdain and his wife are now splitsville.

His new wife is sitting right here.

Comments

[strangeanimal.livejournal.com]

where will you guys register for said butcher block?

[plumtreeblossom.livejournal.com]

Well, my Tony isn't the Ikea type, so I guess we'll have to go visit some French restaurant suppliers. I'll need to be extra long. He's a tall boy.

[quilla.livejournal.com]

CLEARLY you are MEANT to come down to DC for our November 15 event (unless you track him down beforehand) and have sex with him in the lovely bathrooms at the Ronald Reagan Building.

PS i LOVE your icon.

[plumtreeblossom.livejournal.com]

Tony is cool, and by cool I mean totally sweet. :-)

[surrealestate.livejournal.com]

And once you're in with him, you'll set me up with Alton, right?

[heliopsis.livejournal.com]

Alton's MINE!

[spwebdesign.livejournal.com]

Y'all can have Alton and Anthony, as long as I can have one of the ditzy actresses who always judge on Iron Chef!

[surrealestate.livejournal.com]

You don't love him like I love him!