Ever had sex on a butcher block? I'm going to.

[plumtreeblossom]

I just found out that Anthony Bourdain and his wife are now splitsville.

His new wife is sitting right here.

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Well, my Tony isn't the Ikea type, so I guess we'll have to go visit some French restaurant suppliers. I'll need to be extra long. He's a tall boy.