I couldn't wait til noon break....

[plumtreeblossom]

I just need to say this:

Marshall's, through whatever secret sources it possesses, manages to gather the very ugliest shoes on the face of the earth and bring them together in one place. I swear unto you, look no further than Marshall's on Boylston if you happen to be costuming yourself as Hideous Resort Lady or Aging Cowgirl Prostitute.

I chose the sandals that least offended me, which are black and have a butch gladiator-girl look to them. I look ready to battle lions in a coliseum, but really I'm just glooming in my cubicle. $34.99, for fooke sake. At least they're dry. Like all sandals with a toe-split, they will break in one month and it will happen when I'm on an all-day outing somewhere with no place to buy replacents, and I will flap-flop behind the group and whine and everyone will wish I hadn't come along.

Thank you, Marshall's. You help me get my rant on every time.

Comments

[desultor.livejournal.com]

it's the new fashion look, a business casual fighter-to-the-death.

[plumtreeblossom.livejournal.com]

Okay, that's my new superhero:

BUSINESS CASUAL WARRIORESS

My cross-bow shoots sharpened pencils!
I can slay giants in Excel!
My 3-hole punch will take you OUT!

[quilla.livejournal.com]

ahahahahah, i love the sheer implausibility of all of those. except the cross-bow. i'd be cowering in front of that one. would have to be giant pencils though, eh? the kiddie kind, but heavier.

[oneagain.livejournal.com]

deep belly giggling ensued