See The Shiny

Don't ask how a simple Google search for ink jet toner led me far afield to a website that sells bulk Mardi Gras beads. And don't ask how long I spent gazing in simian fascination at all teh pretty, shiny beads. And don't even try to comprehend the temptation of all those sparkly beads that cost less than a penny per strand when bought in bulk, and the newfound knowledge that the $24 that I very routinely spend on restaurant meals could instead purchase 700 lovely strings of colorful and festive Mardi Gras beads, which is basically enough beads to cover oneself in the bathtub. But then what would you do with them?

Eventually I made my way back to the path of righteousness and purchased ink jet toner, as planned.