Turkey Monsters

My cats are turkey-crazed. Every time I open the fridge, they practically climb my legs even when I'm not there to get turkey, and Benjamin has attempted to jump in. I gave them some turkey right away when I got home yesterday and there has been no peace ever since. I did bring home extra to share with them, but I want some too and can only eat it locked in my bedroom against them.

Rowley wolfed down his first portion without even chewing, then promptly threw it up and wanted more. I made him wait, because that was just a waste.