The Itsy Bitsy Spider(s)
Jun. 21st, 2007 11:17 amThe pretty courtyard where I take my breaks at work is infested with those tiny red spiders that bite. You know, the ones that are so small you can barely see them, but their bites leave coin-sized welts that itch relentlessly for days. There I was, sitting on the steps I'd been sitting on for 5 minutes, when I looked closely at the steps and saw I was sitting in a fine colony of them.
I jumped up fast and brushed off, but that 5 minutes was probably time enough for one to climb up my pant leg or under my blouse. I'm back upstairs, but now every possible sensation on my skin makes me squiggle in my seat and worry whether it was an itch or just my clothing brushing on me. I hate those little red bastards. I hope they have an infintesimally tinier creature that plagues them on their bodies.
Don't worry, I'll change every stitch of clothing and take a shower before coming to rehearsal tonight.
I jumped up fast and brushed off, but that 5 minutes was probably time enough for one to climb up my pant leg or under my blouse. I'm back upstairs, but now every possible sensation on my skin makes me squiggle in my seat and worry whether it was an itch or just my clothing brushing on me. I hate those little red bastards. I hope they have an infintesimally tinier creature that plagues them on their bodies.
Don't worry, I'll change every stitch of clothing and take a shower before coming to rehearsal tonight.
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Date: 2007-06-21 03:59 pm (UTC)I'm back upstairs, but now every possible sensation on my skin makes me squiggle in my seat and worry whether it was an itch or just my clothing brushing on me.
Oh, I HATE that feeling! I used to work in a state mental hospital, back in the early 80's, and they found lice on a patient on the ward I was working that day*. God, my skin crawled for days afterwards.
*I was a floater who was assigned to whichever ward was short-staffed that day, so it wasn't due to any mismanagement on my part that the patient had lice.
Got scabies?
Date: 2007-06-21 04:45 pm (UTC)Re: Got scabies?
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Date: 2007-06-21 04:35 pm (UTC)And at least they aren't ridiculously poisonous either. Both my dad and my grandmother (in different states) were bitten by highly poisonous spiders. My dad couldn't sit down for a week! (Both are okay thanks to antibiotics!)
Have I mentioned I *HATE* spiders?
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Date: 2007-06-21 06:17 pm (UTC)If anyone asks I welcome our new tiny red spider overlords...
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