Ha ha, 'Ho....

[plumtreeblossom]

I just got mistaken for a prostitute whilst standing outside my office building smoking.

Big lump of a guy with a Latino accent in a Mercedes. I wasn't aware of Copley Square being a red light district. Imagine that. Well, I suppose I'll kick myself later for turning down a bit of spending money on my lunch hour, but I was hungry.

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[desultor.livejournal.com]

well, what were you wearing? ;)

[androidqueen.livejournal.com]

i was going to ask the exact same thing. :)

[desultor.livejournal.com]

mare's all "i got mistaken for a prostitute. i can't imagine why, as i was wearing my vinyl miniskirt with knee high platform boots and a halter top...."

:)

we love you mare!

[plumtreeblossom.livejournal.com]

Heehee! Well, I had taken off my business-y blazer because it was hot. Under it I was/am wearing a black spaghetti-strap top and rather tight black pants (think Sandy in Grease). I guess I had it coming to me, what with the cigarette and all. But if I was to go a'whorin', I think I'd pick sometime other than noon, and somewhere other that Boylston St. Like College Ave., maybe...

[lillibet.livejournal.com]

One time my friend, steve, was walking home (we lived at the time on the Fenway, an area home to many earnest working girls) and heard some guys in a car yell "Hey lady, are you really a prostitute?" and turned around out of mild curiosity to see what she was wearing. The guys yelled "Eww! It's a guy! Get a haircut!" What was he wearing? Jeans and a t-shirt.

Another time, in the company of steve and over the course of one day, I was called a "faggot" and propositioned ("Hey baby, how much for just a kiss?") from two separate cars. I was wearing jeans and a sweater.

Mare, were you wearing jeans? Was steve anywhere around?

[plumtreeblossom.livejournal.com]

I once got called a faggot, too. Coming out of a gay bar, so I suppose it stood to reason.

Once I got called "the N word," which really perplexed me. A pair of rednecks shouted it repetedly, in a carnival parking lot in Upstate NY. It wasn't long after that that I moved...