Out Of Beirut

Bourdain and his crew were among those evacuated from Beirut this week:

http://www.alertnet.org/thenews/newsdesk/L20701101.htm

He has a melodramatic streak (known for utterances such as "If you put ketchup on that I will fucking kill you"), but this time I really feel for him. It's hard to break a heart that leathery, but witnessing this did him in.

Sing along now...

An eensy-weensy spider
is on my monitor.
Would heaven smite me
if I slaughtered her?

Now she's on the keyboard,
what the fuck to do,
if the eensy-weensy spider
decides she's typing too?